If you could invite 5 people to dinner, living or dead, famous or not… who would you invite? What meal would you serve?

Oh god, have you MET me? I wouldn’t. I wouldn’t invite anyone, because I am an antisocial hermit. I wouldn’t cook anything, because I hate cooking. I would stay at home and have a bath and dwell on how lame I am for missing this opportunity and spend the rest of my life regretting it.

TGIF!