where would you be now if you didn’t stop moving?

Adam: What? Who asked that? Block them, they’re asking stupid questions.

I’m not answering that, it doesn’t even make sense. Where would I be if I hadn’t stopped moving? Right here, that’s where. (wandering away) Here drinking this stupid organic strawberry lemonade…(takes a sip) Gross.

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