We are having a mid-afternoon kitchen dance party, as one does, when Adam breaks away from Olive and I and starts doing…a solo routine. A slightly disturbing solo routine. then this happens:
Adam: Madeleine! What do you think of THESE moves, huh?
Me: *literally speechless*
Adam: Is this twerking? Am I twerking? Is this how you twerk? Hey! Look at all of this twerking going on over here!