“Haggard mom attempting a smile” wasn’t on her scavenger hunt list, but here we are.
Sometimes I like to pretend that I have this parenting thing all figured out and I write parenting advice posts.
I have written a handful of them since birthing my demon into this world, posts like:
- Lies They Tell You About Infant Sleep
- Parenting Into the Abyss
- How to Design Your Home to Support Self-Reliance
- How to Avoid Toy Store Tantrums
- Why We Marched
- and Things I’ve Done Right, in which I allow myself a bit of self-congratulatory basking
But this post, the one you’re reading right now, is the best parenting post I’ll ever write because it explains how to parent from bed.