So you know what’s fun? Dating after being in a relationship for almost thirteen years. Am I being sarcastic with that comment? By “fun” do I mean “more terrifying than anything I’ve ever done including chilling with the fine-looking 220 lb albino python you see above”? Am I simply writing down a shit-ton of rhetorical questions in order to avoid getting to the meat of this post?
YES, friends! Oh hell yes, to all of it.