Here we are! Week 6! Right on schedule! Published on the exact day it was supposed to be and not a second later! Let’s move on now, nothing to see here!
I am calling this week the playroom even though I personally do not really have a designated playroom in my house, but this section encompasses the Kid Zone. You know what that is, it’s all of the visually offensive crap you have in your house to keep your tiny people happy. Yeah, that.
Let’s dive in!
How are you guys doing so far? Are your nether regions getting accustomed to recycled toilet paper? Are your lunch boxes ziploc-free? Have you gone down the rabbit hole of eco-friendly sex toys (pun sort of intended)? I’d love to hear how things are going – leave me a note in the comments!
And here we are, into week five – the living room! That place that used to be classy and calm, and now maaaybe looks like it rained kids toys, socks, and eight plates hidden under the couch! Huzzah!
Let’s get down to business, suckas.
Are you guys ready for this? We’re speeding up a bit…we eased in the with the bathroom, the bedroom was pretty mellow, dealing mostly with purchasing decisions with a little sexy spice thrown in the form of eco-friendly sex toys, but now? NOW it gets real.
Disclaimer: This post talks about sex toys! Oh LA!
The bedroom, where all the magic happens (or, in the case of the moms to young kids out there, where all the night-nursing, not-sleeping, and futile attempts at day-napping happens!)
Here we go.
Welcome to the bathroom, friends! If you’re new to the series, the Intro post is here. I’m going to try my very best to keep it short and sweet. Here goes!