For months now I’ve had a hankering to do something with my hair. Initially in early spring, I wanted to go red – RED! Red like my all-time favourite girl-crush (and lookalike?) Emma Stone. Something like this:
Hot, right? But I thought about the decision a great deal – as I do about every decision, large and small – and I realised two things. One, the desire for red maaaay be a breakup hair decision. You know about those, right? When you get out of a relationship and all of a sudden you’re FREE and because you’re FREE you decide it’s time to debut that pixie cut you’ve always wanted? Yeah, I think this was one of those.
PLUS, when I started researching (which meant lots of googling and talking to a few fantastic fake-redheads in my life) I found out that red is one of the most high-maintenance hair colours out there. To maintain the vibrancy of the colour you typically have to re-colour it every month or so. Ummm, high-maintenance is not a word anyone would use to describe me or my hair. So I let go of the red, and the idea stayed on my Pinterest board, where it belonged.
Then, when a few months had passed, the weather started getting cooler and the hankering returned. So first, I had it cut into a choppy bob, courtesy of my infinitely talented psuedo-hairdresser sister Hilary.
That satisfied me. Temporarily. And then I started wanting chocolate. Dark chocolate. A rich, deep brown to bring me into winter. And that’s when it began.
You see, I felt conflicted about using commercial hair dyes, because of the environment and the chemicals and the damage to my hair. Henna hair dye, however, is relatively Eco-friendly, harsh-chemical free, AND because it’s mixed with cocoa butter, it leaves your hair in a better state than it was before. I was in.
I went by Lush to talk to them about it, and they very kindly gave me a sample of their chocolate dye, Caca Brun, so I could perform a strand test.
Internets, I will admit, I did not perform a strand test. Why? For reasons.
FINE, I couldn’t be bothered. When I want to do something I just want to do it. I don’t paint test swatches, and I don’t do strand tests. I didn’t think I would hate the colour no matter what, and I’d read a ton about how messy the process was and I really didn’t want to have to go through it twice. So, one night when my sister mawney was visiting we got down to it.
Guys, they weren’t lying, this shit gets EVERYWHERE. Plus, um, it kind of looks like shit? Literally?
It comes in a huge block, like baking chocolate, and you chop it up and mix it with boiling water to create a paste, which you then bribe your sister to paint over your hair using a 3-inch paintbrush because you are a professional.
The process looks like this.
If you’re wondering what part mawney played in the process, this. She was useless. Let it be known.
We foolishly began the process quite late in the evening, so after the henna was applied, I wrapped my hair in an old towel, went to bed and set my alarm for 3am to wash it out. Jesus christ what a scene! Picture me at 3am, standing in inches of muddy water (my shower drain was backed up, which I forgot….lovely) washing henna out of my hair for what seemed like forever. I used regular shampoo, and had to do it twice to remove it all, and then spent forty-five minutes cleaning up the bathroom and the shower (it didn’t stain, it was just hard to get off because it has a cocoa butter base, so it was quite greasy).
At 4:30 am I collapsed into bed, and woke up the next morning looking like this.
If you’re having trouble discerning a difference between this and my original hair colour, it’s because there ISN’T ANY. If anything, it went a bit tiny bit lighter – a bit auburn-y? I left it for a few days because the henna continues developing for up to 72 hrs, but the colour stayed the same.
So. Five hours, $30, a huge mess, my sisters now have a picture of me as a poopy-haired unicorn with which to blackmail me, and there was virtually NO CHANGE.
Clearly, this is my fault, because I did not do the strand test with the free sample of henna that the lovely folks at lush had provided. If I had, I may have chosen the darker Caca Noir colour, or mixed the two, or done baaasically anything other than waste five hours of my life and endure a ridiculous clean up for zero effect. Sigh.
Now, of course, I wanted dark hair even more. So I made an executive decision. I bought hair dye. FOR YOU. The reasons for this were several: First, I wanted my goddamn dark chocolate hair god damn it. But also, every time I write about my DIY shampoo and conditioner I get questions about how it works on coloured hair – whether it react with the dye, whether it fades it, dries it out, etc. I could never answer them because I hadn’t coloured my hair in years, but now I will be able to.
I chose the lesser of a dozen evils and picked Clairol Natural Instincts hair colour #31, “Darkest Brown” (I was not fucking around). It’s ammonia-free and contains a bunch of lovely natural ingredients like aloe and gluten-free hippie tears. I tried to make it as Eco-friendly as possible – I washed and recycled the dye bottle and the box and instructions. I did it myself one night LIKE A BOSS, and now I look like this.
SO! In conclusion, and to wrap up this post which is filled with too many capitals and too much language, I would 100% endorse the henna hair colour if it had worked – even despite the mess and the process. I am totally willing to put in a little more effort if the result is effective and environmentally friendly. I boil water to make my own shampoo, which is slightly annoying, but I love the results so I do it. I grate soap to make my own laundry detergent, which does take some time, but it’s safe, natural, inexpensive and works like a hot damn, so who cares?
If you’re interested in natural hair colour and you’d like to try the henna, go to Lush and ask for a sample. Then, don’t be an idiot – try the sample! Do a strand test!
As for me, I’m glad I tried the henna, I love the box-dye colour and I’ll update you guys with how it holds up to my hippie nonsense.