A while ago my friend Beth shared a hilarious video from Mother Pukka, detailing her morning makeup routine. I loved it and decided to do one too.
So I did! Look at me, following through with things!
Buuuut then I watched it. Watching yourself on video is basically just the worst. My face, I have realized, is alarmingly asymmetrical. And we all know that symmetry is the foundation of beauty, yes? Yet watching this video I couldn’t ignore the fact that one of my eyebrows is more arched than the other, I have a wonky eye and an (adorably?) crooked smile, and so clearly I started panicking because what does that mean?
And there’s also the small matter that my phone was dead when I decided to do this, so I stuck the charger in and went for it anyway, but the charger is on the bottom of my phone so I had to put the phone in a cup in order for it to stand upright, not even thinking about what that would do to the audio quality. I sound like I’m underwater.
Soooo with all of these calamities combined it wasn’t a hard decision to bury it in the vault of things too embarrassing (too embarrassing even for me) to post on The Internets.
And then I made a deal with you guys that if our Facebook page reached 1600 likes I would post it. And then like 3 hours later we were at 1600 and then I cried a little and WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
Behold (with much gratitude to Mother Pukka for the idea) how I avoid scaring people with my face.
(Do not take any of this as actual makeup advice. It is probably all wrong. Especially the bronzer brush.)