Humour

Watch out, Channing. You have competition.

 

We are watching a terrible movie with too many dick jokes.

Me: (trying to break my streak of agreeing to watch movies with him only to sit there verbally eviscerating them and sighing deeply.) I like that the girl is unconventionally attractive and seems to have some brains.

Adam: Yeah, she’s super cute. Is Zac Efron conventionally attractive?

Me: I guess. He’s a little…eh.. for my tastes. And he has carb face.

Adam: Carb face…?

Me: Like, puffy. Fat. Bloated, a bit. Too many carbs or too much beer or something.

Adam: Do I have carb face?

Me: (looks at him with a critical gaze) No. And you’re much prettier than Zac Efron.

Adam: (smiling)

Me: (smiling)

Adam: Thanks. But that’s ridiculous. Zac Efron isĀ beautiful.

4 Comments

  • Reply Kirstie April 30, 2014 at 11:05 PM

    Hehehe funny

  • Reply KT May 1, 2014 at 6:38 AM

    This is the best. Love your conversations.

  • Reply Amaris May 1, 2014 at 12:27 PM

    “We are watching a terrible movie with too many dick jokes.” <– I immediately have a good idea of what you're watching, and I am sorry. The presence of Zac Efron confirmed it, and I am even sorrier.

  • Reply Mme ABC May 6, 2014 at 2:32 PM

    Ha ha I agree with Adam.

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