We are watching a terrible movie with too many dick jokes.
Me: (trying to break my streak of agreeing to watch movies with him only to sit there verbally eviscerating them and sighing deeply.) I like that the girl is unconventionally attractive and seems to have some brains.
Adam: Yeah, she’s super cute. Is Zac Efron conventionally attractive?
Me: I guess. He’s a little…eh.. for my tastes. And he has carb face.
Adam: Carb face…?
Me: Like, puffy. Fat. Bloated, a bit. Too many carbs or too much beer or something.
Adam: Do I have carb face?
Me: (looks at him with a critical gaze) No. And you’re much prettier than Zac Efron.
Adam: Thanks. But that’s ridiculous. Zac Efron is beautiful.