Hockey, eh?

Our Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, has decreed that every Canadian citizen must take five minutes today to celebrate the balls-out amazing achievement of our women’s hockey team in the playoffs at the Sochi Olympics, nimbly snatching the gold medal with minutes remaining in the game against their powerful American rivals. 

And now, to the men’s team:

Good work, ladies. You are inspiring a whole new generation of little hockey players across this gorgeous country.

Chapeau.