“Oh, hey there, Olive! Are you ready to- Woah! Wow. oh wow.
Whatcha…whatcha doin? Looks like you’re, um, oh god, oh god what is this? What’s happening? Adam? ADAM LOOK! HELP! Sweet god how did you…what… Olive Grace you sit down this instant!”
This has been a dramatic reenactment of what might have happened if we didn’t preemptively lower her crib after seeing her try to pull herself up on coffee tables, bathtubs etc. She did not stand up on her own. But I’m sure thats just around the corner. Do you know what comes next? HIGH SCHOOL.