Lucky

Scene: This morning. Olive is babbling away in her crib, I am brushing my teeth when Adam comes into the bathroom to stand behind me
Me: Hey
Adam: (admiring himself in the mirror)
Me: …
Adam: (making strange faces, flexing, examining his teeth)
Me: (no longer brushing teeth, just watching him, with baffled amusement)
Adam: (burps)
Me: (fixing him with what he affectionately [?] calls The Face) “Gross.”
Adam: (meeting my eyes in the mirror) “You married this and now you’re stuck with it. Forever.” (Leaves room)