ultreyamama said: Aren’t you contractually obligated to birth The Steve?

 

I honestly laughed out loud at this. Yes. I suppose I have to have at LEAST one more child, if only that The Steve can be born. 

Goddammit this is why women who had major abdominal surgery and are high on the heady combination of painkillers and new baby smell should not be permitted to make deals with opportunist husbands.