Conversations Overheard in Our House While Packing

Me: (being handed a box from the sex attic) What’s this?
Adam: None of your business.
Me: Oh my god, Adam. OH MY GOD. This is literally a box full of boxes!
Adam: Get out of there! I need those!
Me: (hysterically laughing) Is this-
Adam: -I said get out of there!
Me: (still laughing) Ok, but first tell me. Are these the boxes from literally every electronics purchase you’ve ever made?
Adam: Yes.
Me: How many times have you moved this box of boxes?
Adam: Totally irrelevant! Can we just move on please?
Me: Okay but you kept them ALL? Every single one. In a box. A box full of boxes.
Adam: Yes.
Me: (staring at him in disbelief) …Right.
Adam: This is why I never told you. I knew you wouldn’t understand.