Conversations Overheard in Our House While Packing

Me: (being handed a box from the sex attic) What’s this?
Adam: None of your business.
Me: Oh my god, Adam. OH MY GOD. This is literally a box full of boxes!
Adam: Get out of there! I need those!
Me: (hysterically laughing) Is this-
Adam: -I said get out of there!
Me: (still laughing) Ok, but first tell me. Are these the boxes from literally every electronics purchase you’ve ever made?
Adam: Yes.
Me: How many times have you moved this box of boxes?
Adam: Totally irrelevant! Can we just move on please?
Me: Okay but you kept them ALL? Every single one. In a box. A box full of boxes.
Adam: Yes.
Me: (staring at him in disbelief) …Right.
Adam: This is why I never told you. I knew you wouldn’t understand.

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  • Reply Kirstie MacGowan November 10, 2014 at 2:48 PM

    Now totally desperate to know what a “sex attic” is!! 😉

  • Reply Kirstie MacGowan November 10, 2014 at 7:53 PM

    Thanks for that, I can rest easy tonight 🙂 Did you ever use the room for anything?

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