Baby Wisdom: Sometimes babies don’t poop for like, a week. Then they have a massive poopsplosion, where they expel all of that hoarded poop in one ginormous diaper filling event.
I am told that this is normal, so just enjoy doing less laundry during those non-pooping days, while simultaneously living in abject terror as you fearfully anticipate the fecal carnage that could occur at LITERALLY any moment.
It’s like a jack-in-the-box. But with poop.