“What’s that? You say someone kept you up all night by screaming inconsolably until you promised to never eat chocolate cake (or caffeine, or cruciferous vegetables, or dairy products, or any of the million other things the internets told you causes gas in babies) ever, ever again?

Huh, weird, I didn’t hear a thing. Don’t know anything about that- let’s party!”

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