Oh Internets, I take it back.

I TAKE IT ALL BACK!

This right here, is a ginormous bag of beef jerky (OK I am outing myself here and yes technically I’m a vegetarian but we will discuss this at a later date don’t judge me please there are more important things at hand, FOCUS), a behemoth log of goat cheese AND a sizable wheel of brie.

For me! It’s all for me!

Costco Adam, I love you.