Hello friends. I’ve decided to simplify things a bit and buy SweetMadeleine.ca . (I tried to get SweetMadeleine.com, but as previously discussed, this domain belongs to a COCKER SPANIEL. This should give you an idea of where I rank in internet relevancy.)
(In all fairness, Cocker Spaniel Sweet Madeleine has better hair.)
Anyway! What this all means is that when you want your daily fix of giant drooling dogs and messy manchild husbands and neurotic pregnant ladies growing demon babies, you can get here faster because you can just type .ca instead of .tumblr.com.