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Please take note, fertile women:

When you become visibly pregnant, bizarre-looking gas station attendants will feel it appropriate to tell you the horrific saga of their first daughter being born with her bowels on the outside of her body.

Detailed explanations of ensuing hospitalization, surgeries and the statistical likelihood of this same thing occurring to the baby currently gestating in your womb RIGHT NOW, will follow.

Get ready.

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