Beyonce & Jay-Z’s unused baby names:

Given the circumstances, I’ll gladly accept Bey and Jay-Z’s sloppy seconds.

Adam likes Periwinkle Ticklebutt but I’m partial to Vermillion What What myself.

status-illustrated:

1. Blue Danube

2. Periwinkle Ticklebutt

3. Buttered Bread

4. Midas Goldenpeep

5. Jiggawhat Nickelflea

6. Babylicious

7. Very Rich Infant

8. Liv Bluey

9. Cyrie Glockenspiel

10. Orchid Bentley Perignon

11. Vermillion What What

12. Cerulean Flowerbed

13. Trickle Down Economics

14. Jenga Champion

15. Elegancia Street Cred