This is what Gus does while I eat my breakfast.

Just stands there. Lurking. Watching. Waiting.

If you make eye contact he’ll quickly look away

“Oh wow! Didn’t see you there! What you uh… Whatcha eating there? Is that a uh… A smoothie? Ha! Funny that, you sitting here eating a smoothie and me who coincidentally LOVES smoothies just happening to be standing mere feet away! Wow, just, small world you know?

Ok well yeah, uh, nice chatting with you and I’m just going to go ahead and wait by my food bowl, you know, in case something tasty gets put in there *coughSMOOTHIEcough* haha just kidding!

But seriously. Give me some.”

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