Why Do I Even Have A Husband?

Me: Will you make me lasagna?
Adam: What?
Me: Lasagna. I got all the stuff to make that awesome veggie lasagna but now I don’t want to get out of bed.
Adam: I don’t even know how to make lasagna.
Me: I’ll shout instructions at you from my bed!
Adam: How about I HELP you make lasagna.
Me: …By doing everything while I shout instructions from my bed?
Adam: No.