I panicked when I saw Adam filling out these forms- ADAM?! With a GUN?!

Adam panicked when the forms asked him to list all of his conjugal partners within the past two years.

Me: That’s easy.
Adam: Yeah…
Me: Theres just one! Me!
Adam: Right…one…

Please pray.

(He swears it’s for hunting. If I go missing, look in the sex attic)