I panicked when I saw Adam filling out these forms- ADAM?! With a GUN?!
Adam panicked when the forms asked him to list all of his conjugal partners within the past two years.
Me: That’s easy.
Adam: Yeah…
Me: Theres just one! Me!
Adam: Right…one…
Please pray.
(He swears it’s for hunting. If I go missing, look in the sex attic)
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