Three weeks ago I made an appointment to get Gus groomed before Christmas so that he would smell pretty for all of the snuggling and cuddling my family inflicts upon him.

I reminded Adam twice and set an alarm on his phone but he still forgot to take him this morning. There are no more appointments before Christmas.

Gus stinks.

So my question is: Do you think setting fire to Adam’s favorite possessions is an appropriate response? Or should I just let Gus pee in his shoes?

These kinds of decisions are why I need a magic 8 ball. Or a marriage counselor.