Bus The English Muffin

Me: Hi I’d like to book an appointment to get my dog groomed please
Groomer: Okay, what’s your dogs name?
Me: Gus
Groomer: BUS?!
Me: …no…Gus. G-u-s.
Groomer: Oh! *laughing* Okay and what breed is he?
Me: He’s an English Mastiff
Groomer: An English MUFFIN?!

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  • Reply Potpourri | Sweet Madeleine February 13, 2014 at 12:34 AM

    […] is there a breed of dog called english muffin? No. But there should be. […]

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