Adam did something which earned him major (MAJAH!) husband points, so I am cooking an elaborate meal for him tonight (Note to husbands: see how that works?)

But guys, I can’t stop thinking about this poor chicken. I searched high and low for the most organic, free range, cruelty-free (given the circumstances) bird I could find but even so I’m having a hard time going through with this.

I am a caricature of a vegetarian right now.

Single tear.