There are so many things awesome about this picture that I almost don’t know where to start.

(Almost)

THE LIPSTICK! My best friend JoJo (I know) brought red lipstick to school on picture day and I went to TOWN on that shit. The photographer wiped most of it off but the effect remains.

Then there’s the hallmarks of a child growing up in the 80’s: hairband, turtleneck under sweatshirt, and wait, whats that on the sweatshirt itself?

Oh you know, the uje, just cartoon bears in LEGWARMERS doing ballet.

Sorry guys, this classy lady is TAKEN.