Someone got a haircut and kind of looks like a marine.
Someone else kind of misses the longer hair but can’t say anything because she’s been bugging the first someone to get his hair cut for two months.
Aaand a third someone has a migraine and fears she’s broken her brain.
(Okay the second and third someones are the same someone)
The word “someone” has now lost all meaning to everyone.
(Brain=broken fo SHO)