Someone got a haircut and kind of looks like a marine.

Someone else kind of misses the longer hair but can’t say anything because she’s been bugging the first someone to get his hair cut for two months.

Aaand a third someone has a migraine and fears she’s broken her brain.

(Okay the second and third someones are the same someone)

The word “someone” has now lost all meaning to everyone.

(Brain=broken fo SHO)