A while ago I posted some stuff on craigslist and a guy emailed me and asked if he could pay me to regularly send him my sweaty socks. I never replied but I am beginning to think that was a foolish move.
My feet don’t even sweat so I could have outsourced the whole thing to Adam, and basically earned tons of cash while seeing my husband cram his feet into ladies socks.
I’m a fool, a FOOL!
p.s. please give me $250,000 so I don’t have to sell
my Adam’s dignity.