Me, shopping in Victoria over the weekend

Sister: hey Madeleine look at this!
Gorgeous Shopgirl: What?
Me: What? (me and shopgirl look at each other)
Shopgirl: Oh, is your name Madeleine?
Me: Yeah
Shopgirl: That’s so cool, me too! How do you spell yours?
Me: With an extra ‘e’
Shopgirl: Omg me too!
Me: (eyeing a beautiful, expensive dress) I just ran into another Madeleine a few shops over, we should really make a club where we give each other awesome discounts!
Shopgirl: …