My attitude towards humanity as a whole is inversely proportional to the amount of people I am surrounded by at any one time.

Alone in my living room I am in awe of our diversity, our shared stories and I want to kiss the people of the world. With tongue.

Crammed ass to elbow in a crowd, I begin to loathe you and your stupid face and your lame clothes and your inane conversations and oh my god I am so much better than you in every single quantifiable way WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?