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see ya later losers!

suitcase

I am heading to the island today and my first order of business is to visit a big-haired lady named Celeste, to whom I once gifted a Madi Doll. It’s exactly what it sounds like and I made it myself (#creepy?)

I’ll be staying with my long-suffering mom on her floating house and trying to avoid getting assaulted by my sister who almost shat too close to the cupcakes, for writing about how she almost shat too close to the cupcakes. Even though I HAD HER PERMISSION TO DO SO. See below.

poopie

I’m packing optimistically (read: shorts, sundresses and sandals) and what this probably means is that I’ll be wearing the same jeans and sweater the whole weekend.

xo

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