Oh my god oh my GOD I just found “OldManSearch” on twitter.
It’s a man who is teaching his 81 year old father how to use the Internet. He told him twitter was how to search things on google and the twitter feed is composed entirely of things this delightful, strange old man is searching for.
Things like “I hate television”, “speedbump headache” and “pets you can keep in the fridge”.
1) Is this mean? I don’t know but it’s fucking hilarious.
2) I wish we had done this to our mom. Liam, I blame you for this egregious oversight.
3) Thank you sweet baby Jesus god in heaven no one is doing this to me.