A true businessman, or, why I will never let Adam have any input into what goes on in these pages

Adam: You know what the problem with your blog is?
Me: What.
Adam: There aren’t enough pictures of booties.
Me: ….
Adam: Yeah. booties. I was doing some research into what gets re-blogged a lot, and it turns out that lots of people like to re-blog booty pictures.
Me: So…
Adam: More booty!
Me: (pretending to write his idea down in my nerdy idea notebook) More…booty. Got it.